We now have 601,511 man hours with no Lost Time
Injuries (LTI) or a total of 4,161 days. We only have 398,489
man hours to go to reach our goal of 1,000,000 accident
free hours.
I have been invited to attend the official announcement
that Councilor Jamie Caicco will be running for the Mayor's
position in the next Municipal election. The announcement
will take place at the Great Northern Hotel & Conference
Centre on February 11th. Jamie will join fellow candidates
Debbie Amaroso and Ron Schinners. Unfortunately, the Sault
Ste. Marie Construction Association's AGM is the same night
and I will have to miss it.
A Note to all Males who have to have a Colonoscopy and
are terrified (So was I)
I just had one and I was terrified as well especially after
doing some internet research and watching a video or two.
I was terrified as we had one of our Black Loon employees
go for one and he died from complications related to his
colonoscopy which was very unfortunate and very sad and
certainly did not help my situation.
It is a procedure that could have complications but generally
the Group Health must do hundreds of them without any problems.
I will try and make this light and lively and trust me,
my experience was no where near as scary as I thought it
would be.
As Jim Webb said, "They heard you in like cattle and
when you come to, you are in a room with a bunch of guys
farting."
I had my annual physical last year and my doctor suggested
that since I was over 50 I should have the dreaded colonoscopy.
He scheduled an appointment for me with Dr. Reich from the
Group Health. I met with him and told him of my concerns,
he was terrific and told me not to worry, but since it was
a medical procedure, things can go wrong, boy that was what
I really wanted to hear. He said that 1 in 2,000 procedures
have complications. My wife's doctor said 1 in 1,000 and
the internet says 1 in 3,000 so I was fairly confident that
I had a good chance
I had mine scheduled for November of last year and I cancelled
it because it was too close to the holidays. I finally was
scheduled for Friday, January 29th. For those of you men
over 50 who are not familiar with a colonoscopy, it is a
procedure where they insert a ½ inch tube into your
rectum and up into your colon all the way up to your small
intestine. It has a camera at the end of it and they check
out the inside of your colon for any problems related to
cancer. They can also cut out any polyps that they may find
using a "polypectomy snare" and do a biopsy on
them. They do this by inserting another tube inside the
big tube and they "snare" the polyp by putting
a rope around it and choking the shit out of it. Yikes!
They blow air into your colon to help get the camera up
that far.
The day before your procedure you have to cleanse your
colon by taking a powerful cleansing drug and you are to
be very close to a toilet. From what I was told, this is
the worst part but I had my doubts as I thought if they
were going to insert 5 or 6 feet of ½ inch cable
up my rectum, I thought that would by far be the worst.
I did not have much of a problem with the colon cleansing,
no where close to what I was told. They tell you that you
can lose up to 5 pounds and become dehydrated so I was really
looking forward to losing the 5 pounds, trouble was I only
lost 2 pounds so I was a bit pissed off. I was however feeling
pretty good about how I handled this, no horror stories
from me. You have to two packets of this stuff, mine was
Pico Salix, and I took the first packet at noon hour. It
was not that bad and I thought I was OK unless the second
packet was the kicker but it was not. They tell you to use
handi wipes, Vaseline and to soak in the bath tub but I
did not have to do any of this.
Then came the day, I was to be there for 11:20 am. Did
I mention that you cannot eat any food; you can only drink
clear fluids. (That does not mean vodka or white rum!) I
had siked myself up for the 11:20 am time and thought let's
just do it. They were running way behind (no pun intended)
and as I was sitting in the waiting room, Phil Olendy, a
friend and former employee showed up. He sat down with me
and asked why I was there. I told him for a colonoscopy
and he informed me that is why he was there. Oh boy I thought,
a friend to share my colonoscopy with, I told Phil we should
do this more often, what a great way to spend quality time
with a friend! Trouble was Phil was more terrified than
I was and his colon cleansing was not a pretty experience!
We waited and waited and even went for a few smokes. Not
having eaten for almost 2 days, we were not impressed when
a girl came into the waiting room with a hamburger and french
fries and sat and ate it. Phil and I thought we should go
and sit on either side of her and ask if she was going to
eat all of it herself or could we have some crumbs. Finally
at 3:20, some 4 hours later and after being told they could
not believe how patient we were, our time had arrived. I
think they just did that to us guys to see us suffer!
They take you into a small bathroom and tell you to strip
down and put on one of those stupid backwards hospital gowns.
Since they were out of robes they gave me another stupid
gown and told me to use it as a robe. Then you go down the
hallway to a small room that holds about 6 beds with colonoscopy
patients in various stages in the room. Some are waiting
for the procedure and some are recovering. Since they blow
air into your colon, the recovering patients were very musical.
They put me on my bed and started the needles, blood pressure
check and temp check. I had to wait for a bit and finally
it was my turn, boy was I really looking forward to this
by now!
They wheeled me into the procedure room where they were
just removing a patient who was done. They were telling
him how well he did as he did not have any sedation. I thought
what a hero, but informed the nurse that I was certainly
NOT a hero and that my sedation had not kicked in and please
do not start the procedure until I was out cold. She informed
me that they had not even started the sedation yet. Ooops!
That explained it. The nurse chatted with me for a moment
and then asked me to lie on my side and pull my knees up
to my chest. Oh Boy, I thought the moment had arrived and
I was still awake. I heard Dr. Reich come in and say my
name and that was the last thing I remember, that was at
3:25 pm.
I woke up at 4:05 pm in the recovery room and it was all
over. I was really glad to be alive and my procedure did
not show any concerns. I got dressed and looked across the
room to see Phil in his bed. He had already had his procedure.
I waited for him to come to and asked him how he was feeling.
He wanted to know when he was going for his procedure and
I informed him that he had already had it. He was quite
relived. Fern picked me up at 4:30 and we went home as you
are not allowed to drive. Once we got home we had a long
conversation on my entire day and how things went, what
a romantic Friday evening we had. I was hoping for a video
of the procedure but they don't give you anything. They
did offer me a muffin and some water, I was thinking of
a steak dinner and a double Crown Royal. I must say that
the nurses are very understanding and excellent and Dr.
Reich from what I remember must have been a trooper, I would
recommend him to anyone. I liked the part where they tell
you "Don't worry about passing gas, it won't smell"
which made me feel a whole lot better during my recovery.
Seriously, colon cancer is one of the most curable cancers
with early detection and even though a colonoscopy is a
very embarrassing and scary procedure with some risk, I
recommend that if you are a male and over 50, you get one.
There is a pile of information on the internet about this
procedure so you should check it out.
Fern and I have five deer who reside in the bush behind
our house. We put out two salt blocks and we feed them corn.
There are two adults and three smaller ones. We got some
good pictures of them as you can see. It's great to have
them so close and within the City, this is their 3rd year
now and they certainly entertain the Beagles and the black
thing (The cat)
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