CONVENTIONS & SOCIAL EVENTS
Our staff Christmas Party
is on Friday, December 4th at the Water Tower Inn. Please
make sure you RSVP and you let your spouse or significant
other know about the event and date!
The November Birthday Club:
Trevor M. November 5th
Jason S. November 9th
Donnie C. November 14th
Jamie H. November 16th
Dwayne P. November 27th
Ken James November 27th

Mike Moore & Sons Construction's
Donation Status
| 2009
Donation Goal |
50 |
| Donations
to Date |
46 |
November Clinic Times
Tuesday, November 24th 4:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Wednesday, November 25th 11:00 am to 7:30 pm
I am putting out an urgent plea to all of our employees
to get out to the last few clinics and make your donation
in order for us to meet or surpass our goal!
Tibits
Another good one from Shauna.
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about
psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife
and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you
can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at
the same time."
She said, "You have the biggest penis out of all your
friends."
And here is one more:
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon
a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other
side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the
strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able
to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God,
please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof!. . . God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong
legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after
almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools
and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof! . . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the
bridge!
If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife
told you!